Showing posts with label lipogram. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lipogram. Show all posts

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hat Trick (for Felix)


Nice work today, my son. This morning your first three hours on your first real job, this afternoon the three goals in a 3-2 game for a hat trick. Sorry I missed your game. I wrote you a lipogram, though. It only uses the letters in "hat trick." It's for you.
Hat Trick (for Felix)
rat-a-tat-tat
kick
catch it?
ack!
kick
rat-a-tat . . .
rat-a-tat . . .
rat-a-tat-tat-tat!
tri-kick!
a hat trick!
rah, rah, rah!

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Congo Bongo

Oulipost is posting a daily national poetry month challenge too (along with napowrimo), and today's is this:

A lipogram is a text that excludes one or more letters of the alphabet. The ingenuity demanded by the restriction varies in proportion to the frequency of the letter or letters excluded. For this initial exercise, you will compose a poem using only words that can be formed from letters that are NOT found in the title of your newspaper. For example, if you are working with the Washington Post, you must avoid using words that contain the letters A, G, H, I, N, O, P, S, T and W.

(Here are some links to others doing it: 
http://www.foundpoetryreview.com/blog/oulipost-2-lipogram/ )

Well, my newspaper is The Herald-Times, which meant I was left with the letters bcfgjknopquvwxyz. Here's where I went:


Congo Bongo

No no no.
No fog. Woozy. Boy o boy o boy o.
O poo. Foggy. Boggy.
No copy?
Jog, jog, jog. Wow.
Boozy? No!
No go.

***
Yo, foxy! Yo, booby!
No! [conk]

Now vow:
No fog. No bog.

Job. Jog. Job. Jog.
Go go go.
[conk]
Job. Jog. Job. Jog.
You cocky now?
Go.
Go.
Go.